The Thanksgiving Day holiday usually means family, food, and of course, a 5k turkey trot. Unfortunately, my Thanksgiving Day memories now include the dreaded “Poop Incident of 2016.”
I had already spent a year running with my dog Bailey and training her to run safely at my side while resisting the urge to pull or lunge at every exciting person, dog, or unknown distraction. It was time to take her training to the next level by attending a 5k race with numerous people, noise and distractions. I was excited to put all her training to the test with an organized race. This was only her third organized race, but she’d made significant improvements on our solo training runs, so I had high hopes! In “3-2-1,” we were off! It took about half a mile to get away from the pack and get Bailey settled into a good running pace.
Finally, we were sailing through the 5k course enjoying the scenery and loving life, then “it” happened! I felt the dreaded pull on the leash. I looked down to see Bailey doing the half-squat, half-run maneuver while dropping poop nuggets all along the way. Well, “crap”…literally!
I frantically tried to warn the runners behind us of the impending doom by waving them around the minefield. I endured a variety of looks from the other runners. You know the looks—surprise, laughter, pity, and of course my personal favorite, the disapproving frown from the grumpy runner who was obviously annoyed by the inconvenience, clearly not a dog lover.
Thankfully, we were running in a park with numerous trash cans, so I was able to quickly dispose of the warm cargo. Needless to say, we did not take any medals home that day. While you can’t stop all the moments like these, I’ve learned ways to minimize and prevent many of them.
With these tips you’ll be able to fully enjoy your running experience. More running = less pooping. A motto to live by, right?!
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